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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAl and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is


chaussurre

Maybe there wouldn't be as many issues with the crystal maze if GUMBIES POSTED DOCUMENTATION. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK YEARS ON A STABLE GUMBIES CLIENT SPIDER API AND NOT WRITE A LINE OF DOCUMENTATION DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOT USE YOUR SOFTWARE???


jv (verification badge × 7)

Oh and WHY THE FUCK THE OFFICIALLY RECOMMENDED NPM PACKAGE FOR GUMBIES HAVE BEEN IN VERSION 0.1.1 FOR SEVEN YEARS AND SEEMS TO BE DEVELOPED BY "powerwolf112", who hasn't answered a single message in GitHub since 2021????

For all the bells in hell, there are massive websites that are using this amateur crap to defrumbulate their typescript decorators!


anarchywoofwoof

found this thread while trying to debug an issue just checking if anyone knows whether GUMBIES is backward compatible with Pea Gravel playground deployments or if its exclusive to Woodchips thanks in advance


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[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 107 points 3 months ago

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire...
Gumbies isn't real... Right?

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 73 points 3 months ago

Wdym? Gumbies is a must-have for any competent Summit developer these days!

[-] peak_dunning_krueger@feddit.de 39 points 3 months ago

Gumbies isn't real, but if you can explain to me how CI/CL or github actions work using only their documentation I'm going to proverbially eat a hat.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 16 points 3 months ago

using only their documentation

Wdym, are you expecting me to explain something using nothing at all‽

This is really very relatable, some projects lack both clarity and documentation, and trying to make sense of internals from the examples is a mess of a process

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Funny you should mention GitHub actions. It's exactly one of those tools where I was like "this seems cool. I would like to use it, but I don't even know what for..." and then when I tried to look into it some more I was just more confused than before.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 3 months ago

I'd say God isn't that cruel, but

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago
[-] aniki@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Are... are these tacti-cool.... slippers??

ordered.

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Okay at least I know what to do with those.

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

because this is the internet, I'm not exactly sure what you mean with that... and frankly I'm scared to ask.

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I mean I was just going to put them on my feet... That's what they're for, right? RIGHT?!
Oh god, now I don't know either...
Nothing is certain!
Reality is starting to crumble!!!

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

no, you must copulate with the shoes, do it. DO IT NOW.

Otherwise there... is definitely a tomorrow. But.. you know, you do you.

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