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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] geekworking@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Things never work out the way that you plan.

It's a fine line between a clean noble death and being the guy who strokes out on the treadmill, falls, gets his nut sack wrapped up in the belt.

[โ€“] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Don't be the guy stroking one out while getting their nuts tugged, got it.