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[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 157 points 4 months ago

I just want to never have to hear about this cunt again. Is that why people like him?

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean, there’s a solution. Feel free to help us all out. I’ll donate to your go fund me defense fund.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 30 points 4 months ago

I hear you, but I'm just not sure how spitting into his McDonald's hamberders keeps him from becoming President.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 4 months ago

He might get some of your healthy bacteria that could influence his gut health and turn him around now that he doesn't have to deal with terrible butt problems

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Strange.

Terrible Butt Problems is the name of my jazz band.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Totally dig y'all's cover of "Take the Ayyyyyy Train"

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe all of this comes down to butt problems.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Oh I want to hear about him again.

I want to hear about him dying in prison.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, in an ideal world, the next and last thing I would hear about trump is Obituary: Donald (tiny hands) Trump, the worst President in history passed away today after rolling over in his sleep and suffocating on his pillow. He was unable to roll back due to diet and exercise history. His family has not picked up the body due to the willing members being incarcerated.

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