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Yeah but waking up as a proficient multi-instrumentalist, singer, and songwriter would be part of the fun, I imagine.
True, but I'd just take the billion dollars and live with the solace that I didn't have the talent of Taylor Swift.
I guess I mean that in this thought experiment it's about waking up as Taylor Swift, not as some random billionaire. Like waking up as Elon Musk seems like it would be a lot more boring than waking up as a talented musician.
True.
In that case, I would use my talents to switch to Funk.
Uptown funk gon give it to ya
The last time the talents of Taylor Swift were directed toward funk it didn't go so well.
Well she countrified it. I can see why.
If you're going to do Earth, Wind and Fire, you gotta put some stank on it!