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I'd fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.
Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
Most woman are bi so I'm sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan...
What are you, a space alien?
I live in one if the few places in the world that isn't America
I'm not american either but you're the only one assuming that in this conversation.
What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
Two I think?
Don't ask about macas and KFC though.... got lots of those.
Whatever, it's all overpriced shit anyways.
When it was cheap shit I could justify it.