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[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 152 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Linux is so much better than sex.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 119 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can you compile sex from source? Ha, didn't think so!

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 140 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 25 points 5 months ago

You win, sex it is

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I compiled it for you :

fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0> ./a.out   
"Is that all?" croaked the nine-year-old cheerleader as the dribbling electric eel fucked her creamy chubbies and thrust his throbbing joy stick into her moist appendix scar.   
fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0>

It is pretty bad.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

Sounds way cooler than my fortune | cowsay in bashrc lol.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

THE WHAT YEAR OLD?!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I know, it doesn't make sense to have a cheerleader that young.

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

./a.out | cowsay

[–] woodgen@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can you freely modify and distribute sex? Not that I know of!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

op's mum

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine's copyleft >:)

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Mine has no arms.

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Charging money is actually illegal in most parts of the world

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I distribute sex for free. Sue me.

[–] endhits@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I actually have access to Linux 🤷‍♂️