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[โ€“] forty2@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness

[โ€“] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First Gary in sales, then it's time to take on Putin.

[โ€“] forty2@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget Trump, I'd be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.

[โ€“] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hmm...soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?

[โ€“] forty2@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Soft to start, but I reckon he'll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick