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[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] NekkoDroid@programming.dev 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I'dn't've said it like that.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

^This

OP raises a valid point

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

Vs

ifn't(condition) {#actually do a thing}

Vs

if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

vs

if (not condition) {#actually do a thing}

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

Cannot start a statement with else. One can with ifn't. There is a new thing where we don't branch (which is a separate discussion).

Or am I missing the joke...