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[–] Hegar@kbin.social 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I for one fully support teaching hippos to eat humans from a young age.

Hippos are the best killer of humans among all large land animals. I support excellence, and so should you.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aren't they third for all animals total? First being humans, then mosquitos, then hippos?

[–] jak@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Do car accidents and house fires count as humans killing humans?

Like, it obviously wouldn’t normally, but mosquitoes have zero conception of harming us, nor do they kill us directly, and they count, so intent and directness aren’t necessary.