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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

sudo apt-get update

*im in!

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)

vim

How do I get out?!

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

-Esc twice

-:wq

-:q!

-kill the process

-fuck it pull the plug

-put a bomb in the power station that powers your house

-have a cosmic ray randomly bitflip vim's internal logic making it quit

[–] bluemellophone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

-Good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] mcmoor 2 points 8 months ago

Our most formidable defense is aliasing ls into vim! No one is getting out of that!

[–] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

journalctl

I'm in!