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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"
Contestant: "The penis"
SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder
SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard
SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself
SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break
This is how I imagine hell... Waiting for something to continue.. forever..
Anyways, I'm gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?
Hey, uh...
Microwaves broken, and we're out of popcorn.
The issues are related, and it's Steve's fault.
you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors
"THE PENIS"