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In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

With performance enhancing drugs allowed, right?

[–] sab@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything goes, Russian Olympic Committee style!

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alongside genetic modification. I want full teams of selectively bred and drugged mutants doing battle.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we bring AI enhanced cyborgs?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Inter planetary javelin throws? Maybe just add a dart board on Mars while we're at it.

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

I would like to enter in my own competitor: Tom Howitzer.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea like that's the competition, to see who can make the best performance enhancing drugs.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

The science Olympics!

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Required, preferably!