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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But then, like, his brother needed to get the wife preggo* and didn’t so he could inherite all of his dad’s shit, so he kept up with some awesome pull out game**… so god smites him, too.

And that's why you'll go to hell if you touch yourself down there, Billy.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Actually? That’s why contraceptives are bad,

Like seriously. Because a guy one time pulled out because he was an asshole and wanted the inheritance that would otherwise go to his “nephew”… which would have (and did) cause his brother’s widow go into destitution, so god smote him.

Also… side note… that’s the kind of world they view as ideal.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I know, but they also claim that's why you aren't supposed to masturbate. That's why another word for masturbation is 'onanism.'

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'll take my chances with the sky fairy rather than the courts. One has a track record of being wrong a lot and causing grievous financial harm, and the other is imaginary.