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It's so strange that this is even a thing (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is america.

I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a straight man, I'd date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn't a constraint, and I know we'll me eatin good in the neighborhood.

[–] onion@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Call someone with it

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You actually can if you also have an iPhone.