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France passes law protecting cocks' right to crow in the countryside (www.euronews.com)

submitted 9 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The new ‘countryside sounds and smells law’ aims to give more protection to existing farms from newly arrived residents in the area.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can we ban my neighbor yelling back at the roosters? Like, buddy, I'm sorry that Disney tricked you into thinking it's a sunrise thing. They do it all hours of the day and night as they please, and you yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT SUNRISE" isn't helping anything.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dont know why but some dude yelling at roosters like that is fucking hilarious. Especially since roosters DGAF.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They most certainly do not.