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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's just not true. They absolutely do tell you not to take anything metal with you. So this woman clearly ignored those warnings.

You can't tell me that in the land of lawsuits doctors wouldn't tell you not to take metal objects into an MRI

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

"Ah don't have no metal! Ah jurst got mah phone, mah coins, mah keys and mah gurn!"