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[–] joshuanozzi@lemmy.ml 95 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Early, undocumented, mass implantation in human subjects WOULD explain some of the fanboyism of late…

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 37 points 7 months ago (7 children)

It would explain some of Elon Musk's weird twitchy body language too. But there are other possible explanations.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 47 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There is no way that dude isn't on drugs 24/7.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would probably be on drugs 24/7 too if I had unlimited resources and no way to go broke from my actions.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heroin has entered the chat

Did someone say they want drugs 24/7? I can help with that.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Go home heroin, nobody wants you here!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fine, I will go somewhere where I am appreciated.

Heroin has left the chat

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

*Anticorp slaps Heroin with a large trout.

[–] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

We got any guesses what his go-to cocktail is?

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