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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The length of time is good, too. It takes you about a month to get competent, and another month to realize that no, it doesn’t matter how good you get. The job sucks regardless.

I hope they put her on register so she gets lots of face time with lovely customers like herself. No fair if she hides in back making guacamole all day!