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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)

submitted 1 year ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the comment from Chipotle about justice being served.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Justice is a dish best served... with a side of chips and our famous guacamole, and a 20oz fountain drink!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Justice is extra, is that okay?

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sorry, we don't have justice. Is vengeance okay?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck you!