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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 105 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

So that's your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I'll try that next time

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.

Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only 3 users? Don't you count us lurkers out, we're here too. We're always here... always.

It just I notice those other names a heck of a lot.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that's going to end next year.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will you still have time to masturbate while not writing?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It won't be November anymore, so what's the point?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happens next year?

You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a "learning coach" which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah nice. It’s nice to have something to do like that.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it will be very difficult, but rewarding. Going down to a single income sucks, but she had to be taken out of school because of some serious bullying. I just hope this will make her happier.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sound like a great person. I’m sorry that your daughter had to go through bullying and even worse, she is the one that has to change her life.

I wish you both success.

You’re right, it’s a terrible time to drop to a single income.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I really appreciate it. Have a good holidays!

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This thread went longer and more serious than I could’ve imagined at the outset. Glad I stuck with it! Congrats on the mod role (maybe I’m late to notice?).

Sorry to hear about your daughter and income situation. Kids, and the parents that raise them that way, can be such di**s.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for all of that. The mod thing was a surprise to me. One day, I was a mod. No one asked me. And that thread is getting dangerously close to the maximum number of posts Discourse allows.

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The Picard manoeuvre is everywhere, don't know if I've ever seen you guys.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Some of the meme gods of !risa@startrek.website will grace other communities with their fire hose of content.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm here too, as well as VikingHippie

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Impossible, i've tried so hard and still wrote at least a 3 pages story

[–] M137@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like "many nuts, one book"

[–] Sondermotor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a 50k word novel that doesn't use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.