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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And that's only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don't actually like the taste of humans because we're a little too lean. So they won't actively hunt you unless they're starving. There's only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There's many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he's having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you're in a path of a stampede.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I haven't spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 11 months ago

OMG I didn't even notice your username until just now!

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your username should have been cows_are_udderated