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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 86 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I forget which movie it's from, but they said the first vampire was Judas. He tried to hang himself after he betrayed Jesus but just before he died the branch broke at sunset and he became a vampire.

Explains the blood - since he can't have communion - and the silver - because he sold Jesus out for silver talents (money) - and the hatred of lower-case t, and the aversion to sunlight.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And the branch is the stake that kills them!?

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yep!

Don't know where the garlic comes in, though

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago (1 children)

JC served garlic bread at the last supper. It's the only way.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And this is my body, with little Caesars garlic butter sauce

[–] enki@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Papa John's or GTFO

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

He just hated it

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Reminds him of the Romans?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

He's just a food snob

Ooh, I like this

[–] Nerdybynature@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Dracula 2000 I wanna say was the movie.