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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial | The BMJ

Objective To determine if using a parachute prevents death or major traumatic injury when jumping from an aircraft.

Design Randomized controlled trial.

Setting Private or commercial aircraft between September 2017 and August 2018.

Participants 92 aircraft passengers aged 18 and over were screened for participation. 23 agreed to be enrolled and were randomized.

Intervention Jumping from an aircraft (airplane or helicopter) with a parachute versus an empty backpack (unblinded).

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 16 points 9 months ago

This is hilarious. I don't know anything about the field or the journal but they have a good sense of humor.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

How have I not seen this before. Brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

[–] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

I read this in Cave Johnson's voice.