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A Florida restaurant chain says boosting pay and offering better benefits helped it end its labor shortage (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That just makes more water, not wet water. Water cannot give a property to itself (wetness) that it, by definition, can only give to other things.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Dry air can dry air. Wet water can wet water. Checkmate!