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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] pec@sh.itjust.works 86 points 7 months ago

Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

But Elon's annoying!

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