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Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone ~~like this~~
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk ~~on the phone~~
Imagine meeting the love of you~~r life~~
Imagine love
Imagine
Imagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???
Oh my god bear was phone! How can that be?
Whaaat is love??
Baby don't hurt me...
Don't hurt me, no more
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.
Red flag!!!!
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they're a real living human being.
God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.
I'm not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call
Then you should call because I'm not listening to your voice message
I'm sorry but not happening, hope it wasn't important
My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.
Ahhh those. Yeah I'm fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol
Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this
Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids..
That's how you get a bloated battery STD ...
Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
Idk, I've been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.
Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.
But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
If you're running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].
/s
This voids the warranty, unfortunately
Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking