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[–] first_must_burn@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Had a dermatologist appointment today. The receptionist asked me with a straight face if 2 PM on Tuesday in June of 2025 would work.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

"No, I'll be watching Dune 3." Do you have a 3:45?

[–] spader312@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly think it's a fair question. Check your calendar. Maybe you had a wedding that day. Maybe you normally work from 8-5 and would prefer to go at 7am. Maybe you had vacation planned.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Who plans vacations nearly two years in advance?

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Dental assistants, apparently