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[–] Haphazard9479@lemm.ee 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The moon is about 238855 miles from earth. Lets assume you start at the equator and walk aboht 2 miles an hour. You would walk for 119427.5 hours to get to the moon. Thats equal to 13.6 years. He has loved her for less than 14 years.

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It says to the moon and back. So we gotta double it. So over 27 years. Not too bad; that's definitely a feasible length of time to love someone.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And that implies no resting, no stopping for pee breaks or lunch, no sleep, etc.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And being able to walk into space

[–] threethan@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago

Developing that technology is another 20 years, minimum!

[–] jhulten@infosec.pub 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In space, no one can hear you pee.

[–] Haphazard9479@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good catch. Forgot to count the coming back. 27 years is a respectable amount of time.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dude even 10 years is ages. I’ve loved my spouse for 11 years and it feels like most of my life. Hitting 30 years will be insane.

[–] Haphazard9479@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The first 10 years goes by really slowly. Everything is new and noteworthy. I can only speak to 8 years after 10, but the routine inevitably slipped into makes time skip through the years.

Edit: This doesnt mean my love for my wife is less intense, just more normal and acountable.

Edit #2: I definitely would not walk to the moon and back for her tho.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Every day is the same and every day is perfect. We spend 24/7 together and have zero fights. I’ve truly found the person in meant to be with, and they tell me the same all of the time.