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[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Great, I'm the jerk that shows up a few years afterward, inspecting the errant arm and elephant trunk wondering what the actual F the original programmer was thinking.

Then I cut off the trunk and slap a dog nose on it because I hate VB.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

Who let my conscience post online?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I hate VB

I started (professional) coding with VB3 and loved it ... entirely because I had been using Turbo Basic up to that point.

Does anyone still use any version of VB?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure if I asked "does anybody still use Turbo Basic?" the answer would be "no".

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends what you mean by "use". I'd be shocked if there aren't any retro-computing hobbyist groups that still dabble in it.

Or if some airline out there isn’t absolutely dependent on it somewhere in the stack

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

VB .NET is actually not complete madness as it's just C# with another skin