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I hope Google invents the first general AI (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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That way, it’ll be deprecated after a year and we can move on

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[–] ryan@the.coolest.zone 55 points 11 months ago (4 children)

2024: Google Assistant formally deprecated in favor of Google Bard, now appearing on all new Android phones
2026: Google Bard development ceases and is left to languish as Google promotes their new Google Mobile Co-Pilot
2027: Bard finally ends service, Google Mobile Co-Pilot is rebranded to Messages Co-Pilot and is integrated into the Google Messages app for some reason so you have to basically text it for help
2029: Google Assistant is relaunched with new technology and Messages Co-Pilot now only responds to tell you to use Google Assistant instead

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago

Google will sue this comment for leaking the internal schedule of releases

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

@RemindMe@programming.dev 6 years

[–] Ategon@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For communities outside programming.dev the community mods would need to request that the bot gets added for it to be usable since it functions on a whitelist due to bot rules in various instances

[–] lemann@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Enable for all communites I mod please, on my current lemmy.one account and on my @lemann@lemmy.world account 😁

[–] Ategon@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Added them to the whitelist

[–] lemann@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago

@RemindMe@programming.dev 2 years

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

I can't wait to come back to this comment in 2029