Source: so old it's lost
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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I spent my career writing COBOL. Sad not to see it on the list. I think it would be a shield you can bash people with; clunky but effective
Cobol as a shield would also fit with it inexplicably still be in popular use long after anyone expected!
What's that I hear? It sounds like Grace Hopper cackling from the grave...