The historical context here is that's how you cracked eggs in the middle ages, before they had our modern egg-cracking technology. You balanced the egg on the head of a priest or monk and then hit it with a rock. So the excitement comes from the imminent enjoyment of a freshly cracked egg.

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let's assume that's right; why does he have a fucking boner?

[–] StenSaksTapir@feddit.dk 3 points 11 months ago

It's an ereggtion.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

All the excited young boys?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

History is always so exciting.