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[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

!

One of my favorite insults is saying someone should shove a rusty cactus up their ass.

I think we just became best friends. Or at least, to not be presumptive, you've gained a new fan.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 11 months ago

Your moment has come!!