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Pizza topped with loaded gun found during traffic stop in California (www.fox5atlanta.com)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] debounced@kbin.run 2 points 11 months ago

I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it. If you don't like it, I don't care cause you'll receive one anyhow. The only difference is, maybe the 9mm bullets will be in the gun or maybe they'll be on your pizza.