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Mia Khalifa fired from Playboy for her pro-Hamas posts after the Israel attack (www.businesstoday.in)

submitted 11 months ago by vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 60 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Solution: Everyone has to leave. Israel becomes a wildlife preserve/world heritage site. Nobody but staff visits for a hundred years.

Maybe they can move that fucking ladder.

Religion is so fucking dumb

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That was a riveting read. I desire to move the ladder.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

We belong to no sect, we can move that ladder knowing all of those people will hate us for moving it.

Better yet burn that ladder with a magnifying lens from a distance and see them all have a shit fit.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Just release some termites near the ladder lmao

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I thought up another solution:

God Hoax

We have the technology to make a hologram of God, or to perform a fake miracle of some kind.

Make a fake miracle happen in Israel/Gaza where lots of Israelis and Palestinians can see it.
Get a bunch of Palestinians and Israelis to convert to a new peaceful religion where the only way to go to heaven is to treat everyone like you would treat your family, with love and respect. It would have to be a straightforward religion without all the mumbo jumbo left up for interpretation.
Pizza party?

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

If there’s a pizza party at the end I’m down. It’s as realistic as my solution, but with pizza

[–] StorminNorman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't want people treating each other the way my family treats each other...

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Haha, fair point. That may not be the best example of a respectful relationship for everyone.