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Don't forget 40% titanium! Clunk Clunk
And 10% Dick. Arrrroooooooo!!
The list of Bender's claimed composition adds up to over 100%, so he can be a dubious source (episode codes in brackets):
40% Zinc (1ACV13).
40% Titanium (2ACV03).
30% Iron (3ACV22), presumably mixed with osmium, (3ACV17).
40% Dolomite (4ACV07).
40% Lead (video game).
40% empty (s07e09)
40% back (s7e21 Assie come back)
0.04% Nickel impurity - (3ACV17 - A Pharaoh to Remember)
There was also a claim that he was 40% chromium (not made by Bender but by someone else - 6ACV03). In addition to those, he's also claimed to be 40% horseshoes (ITWGY), 40% Wire (7ACV03) and 40% scrap metal (6ACV23), either of which could be any of the above metals or something else.
That could still be true if he's made of an alloy
99.95% Benderium
0.04% Nickel Impurity
0.01% Dimondillium
Diamondillium? Diamondium is far better!
MomCorp is known to cut corners 😔
Bender? Unreliable? Shut your mouth!
I'm perfectly satisfied with the theory that bender simply is 430.04% or more in total.
Yep, running into that 100% limit is why scientists increased the percentage limit. They did it right after they increased the speed of light.