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βAre you two trying for a baby yet?β
βNot that itβs your business, but I prefer facials to creampies.β
My partner gave the reply "No, we're just practicing", the lady looked horrified. You asked about a near stranger's sex life, lady. I don't know what she expected.
I am stealing this, tell your partner thanks!
βHard to get pregnant the way we do it. Pull-out isnβt reliable enough so we go for the poophole loophole.β
Another good one is to horrify them- get quiet and uncomfortable, and say something about how the doctors think you're infertile.
Assuming these are people you just met, of course.
You don't even have to get quiet and uncomfortable. Just saying it matter-of-factly gets them all horrified as well.
True, but getting quiet puts a point on exactly how personal their question was.
Lmao. I love it. Be as vulgar and personal as possible.
"I prefer for my husband to shoot his cum into my asshole or all over my face"