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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't give a shit if someone catches me dancing on camera. There's nothing wrong with it, who cares?

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God. God cares. He loves everyone and is omnipotent, but also really judgy and bitchy because reasons. And he's watching you so closely that you can reach out and touch his bloodshot ethereal eyeball. Well, if it wasn't ethereal, anyway. So don't ever let that aspirin fall from between your knees. He'll know if it does. And send plague of Karens to shame you. But only because he loves you and demands obedience.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He’ll know if it does. And send plague of Karens to shame you.

No no, first the Karens have to find that out, God won’t tell them even if he’s literally aware of everything that happens in the world. He’s kinda lazy if you ask me.

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Religious crazies, apparently. We need to take away their power

[–] Rally@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I completely agree with you. The sad fact is that many people care. I don't condone it. I have done a lot of dumb things that would have a large life impact on my life if they were caught on camera.