z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Happy Threshold Day!

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Glory to you... ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD...

[–] z500@startrek.website 21 points 11 months ago

"ingenuity is kill"
"no"

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

And I will see my dream come alive at last

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Attack on Big Boy

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I saw George W. Bush at a grocery store in Kennebunkport yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Case closed I guess.

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Once you get acclimated to the cold it's not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, nothing but love! And a few drops of ordinary LSD.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't call me bro, buddy.

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

What, you egg?

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