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How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

Similar to hump-catting

Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines

I've found my people

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

Illuminati confirmed

Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

Hold my internal organs, I'm going in

has been eliminated

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life