z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

[–] z500@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Xande: oh HELL no

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

[–] z500@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

[–] z500@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

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