yngmnwntr

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[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate to break this to you, but its Chumbawamba, with an A not a second U. And it always has been.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Depends where you're at in the US. In oregon this symbol is used for cannabis dispensaries, meaning it is extremely common.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I truly hope the new planet of the apes franchise is building to an actual planet of the apes remake. Time traveling astronauts and shattered statue of liberty. I feel like they're already sowing the seeds for human mutants living underground worshipping an unexploded atomic bomb. Man those movies were weird.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I quit drinking this way, one booze at a time!

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you're not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've had this idea for a trans pirate pc for awhile that would fit in well on Genders table. Captain Cuntbeard gets his name from being a loud and lewd ladies man, always bragging about conquests and offering to let the cabin boy smell his fingers. He says his name is because he can't get the stink out of his ticklewhiskers no matter what. He is also prepolymorph, so his beard is fake, he shaves his genitals and thighs and glues it onto his face. His motivation for being a pirate is enough gold for a permanent polymorph spell or magic item, in the meantime he has a small stock of polymorph potions that he occasionally uses. He has this whole routine where he gets a barmaid into private, does the whole get comfy we don't have to do anything, tells her his secret, seduces her, and begs her to keep his secret for fear of his life...

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

A life of meaning.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You can dehydrate yourself by drinking too much water. You flush the salts out of your system and get water poisoning and die of dehydration anyway.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Can't roll 28 on a d10, but in Exalted you could easily be rolling 28 dice.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Queensryche - Another Rainy Night (Without You), Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains, Clint Black - Never Liked The Rain, Gene Kelly - Singin' In The Rain, B.J. Thomas - Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

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