willsenior

joined 1 year ago
[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 33 points 7 months ago (8 children)

If I'm ever on a jury for a case that relies on police testimony as its lynchpin, I'll hang it single handedly if I have to. Show me some evidence.

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can't be compelled to testify against a spouse

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get that fucker on the stand or in a deposition and ask, "What were you hoping to accomplish by firing at the driver?"

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Let's see whether or not the officer moved out of the way after firing

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Self criticism

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

It's quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Until I wake up naturally instead of by an alarm clock or a cat attacking my toes

[–] willsenior@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want to go to sleep

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