theusualuser

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You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] theusualuser@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Lactose intollerant

You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] theusualuser@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

You have uncurable IBS

You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] theusualuser@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

That place is the time you walked in on your parents having sex.

You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] theusualuser@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, he'll convince a genius to create a time machine. Problem solved.