thegr8goldfish

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won't cut on unless it's 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it's own design.

That said, I hear King Of The Hill did a great job in this regard (I still haven't watched the new ones).

To the best of my knowledge this hasn't been released but please, and I mean this with all sincerity, prove me wrong. I would love nothing more than watching one immediately.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don't care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That's no longer a given in my book.

Super surprised to see Publix leading this list.

No. They're extinct.