tetrachromacy

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[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (5 children)

He did agree, but he's placed the Fox interview before the NBC or ABC debates. So, the plan is to do the Fox debate to roaring, paid crowds where he gets softball questions and Harris gets asked transparently sealioned questions. It'll look something like this:

Interviewer: "Mr. President Trump, sir, how did you come by all of your elite skills playing golf? How do you maintain your unearthly, jaw dropping masculinity in the face of relentless feminization by the radical left?"

T: rambling, incoherent 3 minute long speech about Harris' low IQ and how immigrants want to abort your 3 month old babies

Interviewer: "Kamala(pronounced incorrectly), why are you going to take everyone's guns away so that they can be attacked in their own homes by the gay Mafia and immigrant caravans? Why are you going to force American man to get castrated, then put their privates into a blender, and use their extracted testosterone to turn all the girl kids into boys against their will?"

There. No need to watch Fox debate now, I just summarized it for you.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I knew this intellectually, but in my heart of hearts was hoping for Kelly anyway because having a former astronaut for a president would be freaking awesome. That being said I'm not even a little upset with Walz and I'm 100% here for Walz and Harris both.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They ain't big enough to scramble unless you're a gnat.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Chicken embryos are good protein. Human embryos I don't give a shit about.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The importance of coffee in this equation cannot be overstated. If you're worried, try having a 12oz coffee plus lots of water an hour or two before your appointment. Don't hold it in all day before the appt, you might hurt yourself. Just goose your waterworks with coffee and stay well hydrated before going in and you should be fine.

Also, doctors know about bashful bladders so just let them know you might be a minute. You may also be able to collect a sample at home if you discuss it with them first(don't roll up to your doctor today with a cup of unasked-for pee). You've got options. Just when you're in the moment, relax and let the coffee do the work.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Off the top: I'd say Palm Springs, Free Guy, Deadpool movies, Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and the Weird Al movie all were movies that came out recently, were funny(IMO), and primarily marketed to an adult audience. In the child friendly vein you've got stuff like Barbie, the Chip n Dale movie, Encanto(or any recent Disney movie) and so on. Just because it's made for kids doesn't make it any less funny.

Comedy is out there, but studios don't seem to be going in for the old raunchy comedy formulas any more. This is not a bad thing in my estimation. Lots of old comedies like that(revenge of the nerds, superbad, Austin powers) don't age that well because some if not all make light of subjects that today are seen to be no laughing matter.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (17 children)

There's plenty of space for comedies that don't punch down or belittle people. The fact that nobody wants to roll the dice to see if they lose their jobs because Vince Vaughn's movies do that frequently shouldn't be a mark against their character. The fact that they are greedy movie execs with massive paychecks stolen from actors and studio crew should be.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

You also appear to be under the misconception that parents will automatically vote in the best interests of their children. Some may, but not all. It also pressures people to produce children needlessly in order to have more personal electoral power, which will result in a baby boom the likes of which hasn't been seen since the end of WW2 - and back then, the US had a dominant economic position where there were more resources available to support these children.

I feel that you might be trying to argue your position in good faith. However, giving parents more rights to vote because they have children is a terrible idea. It will be exploited mercilessly by bad faith actors. Hell, the USA should be rewarding parents who choose to have fewer(2 or less) children, or those who choose not to have kids. This planet is already too overcrowded.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You may not like it - I certainly don't - but many people put higher stock in opinions shared by celebrities. Hell, look at Trump himself - people were so enraptured by his celebrity that he managed to get elected President, despite his numerous pre-Presidency failings, which I'm too busy to list here today.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

They say you should only say good things about dead people. He's dead. Good.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Y'really oughta call it schniff.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I've read that strip before but it never made sense to me until now. I was today years old when I realized the play on words that Calvin is making and it's really funny. Lol!

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