slurpyslop

joined 5 months ago
[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 36 points 4 months ago

shows what you guys know

i met a girl through her bio last week and it turns out we're so compatible we have the same social security number, birthday and mother's maiden name

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Redfalls team is done for sure.

which is wild, because there's clearly a lot of talent there that was just spunked up the wall trying to create a game that any idiot could see right from the outset was conceptually awful

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what kind of freak doesn't bring a bagwette to a picnic

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 1 points 4 months ago

revolutionizing the underage drinking industry

literally all they need now is a qr code

they can even all share the same one

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

it stresses me out that techbros exist out there who are this utterly clueless about the space they're trying to revolutionize

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 13 points 4 months ago (6 children)

until i pay a doctor in some rogue country $200 to put me in the system as dead when i'm not

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Through the mirror of my miindd

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

a restaurant, maybe

a grocery store, what?

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

sounds like there's already a crowd?

also, how many times have you decided to visit a food store because it was busy?

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

wouldn't it be a more effective protest to drive there, park, spend 3 hours browsing the aisles, before finally buying a single pint of milk

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

and my point is that it's not going to change unless people attempt to change it

it's literally the same argument that gets wheeled out any time there's pressure for social change, then when things finally change we all look back in 10 years and ask ourselves how the hell we ever tolerated the old way of doing things

if you want to vote biden because you think the short term benefits of avoiding trump for another 4 years outweigh the long term drawbacks of further entrenching the same status quo that led to palestine, fine

just don't pretend that you never had any choice in the matter

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

rome famously neglected diplomacy, but in either case once you get rid of the mental gymnastics your argument boils down to "it's too hard so we shouldn't try"

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