I personally love this phrase and share it whenever I can. Lots of people need to start checking their shoes.
sharkwellington
The crystal generation!
Is this the new slang boomers are using now that "snowflake" gets you laughed out of the room? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same. You should workshop it a little.
That was just one of your cat's extra lives.
Skamtebord
Can he please hire someone to teach him how to smile? He's got the money for it.
I'm going to assume you don't have any form of insurance? Can't predict if you'll need it, after all.
I get that it's a comic but this doesn't feel like a conversation that would ever occur in real life. Granted I don't hang out with programmers or mathematicians so maybe it's more plausible than you would think.
The percentage of Americans in the prison system, prison system, has ~~doubled~~ nearly tripled since 1985.
Atomicrops is also worth checking out if you want more Gungeon than Vampire Survivors.
Ah okay it's just trollbait, gotcha.