sharkwellington

"We value none of our workers, it's nothing personal."

Ah okay it's just trollbait, gotcha.

I personally love this phrase and share it whenever I can. Lots of people need to start checking their shoes.

The crystal generation!

Is this the new slang boomers are using now that "snowflake" gets you laughed out of the room? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same. You should workshop it a little.

That was just one of your cat's extra lives.

Skamtebord

Can he please hire someone to teach him how to smile? He's got the money for it.

I'm going to assume you don't have any form of insurance? Can't predict if you'll need it, after all.

I get that it's a comic but this doesn't feel like a conversation that would ever occur in real life. Granted I don't hang out with programmers or mathematicians so maybe it's more plausible than you would think.