meathorse

joined 1 year ago
[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"We've tried nothing (new) and we're all out of ideas!"

I'm sure there are a thousands of film students out there with thousands of ideas for new movies. They can't ALL be terrible ideas.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't thank anyone else has posted this yet, so I'll just leave it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM8Xli2KTzI

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

It seems to me that its the profits that cause the crisis

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I assume by that comment that you're also a self-made millionaire?

No? Oh, why are you so lazy? After all, it just requires hard work. There are over a thousand self-made millionaires in my small town alone. The media call us a "statistical anomaly" but they just don't see how easy it is if you just put down your 9-5 and get to work.

/s

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely believe that hard work can get you there but it is very, very uncommon. I work bloody hard, have a good paying job, no debt and investments but will only have enough for an ok retirement.

Friends with their own business who are more driven, work even harder and longer than I do and are absolutely better off, but they'll never earn the level of money like this article suggests.

My issue is with the disingenuousness of the article. This sort of success requires a huge amount of work, a once in the lifetime (for most people) idea or market to kickstart and even then often still requires a bucket of 7-leaf clover levels of luck. But it's sold by the media as others have detailed "if you just work harder..."

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm sure this fat greedy fuck would be edible if we slow roasted him, basted with a nice strong chili sauce

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Being bad or evil is literally bad for your health.

The better you act, the better your health - great teeth, good muscle, low fat, high fitness, good looks, and longevity (to a point), no addiction or mental health issues, selfless with no crazy ego. Ie Mother Teresa looks like a supermodel!

Health can fluctuate based on behavior but it always drops 3x faster than it improves. So if you fuck around on your wife, your teeth go bad, or you start balding etc. cheat on your taxes, or lie maliciously (excl. good lies like Santa) you start to get fat n ugly.

If you're a miserable prick who fires staff, scams people, bribes, hires children for sweatshops or harms people just to increase profit or boost share price you get cancer. But if you help those people then you may be cured provided you handle it really well and undo all the damage.

You attack someone, pedal harmful drugs or hoard unnecessary wealth, you go blind/deaf until you earn it back, more than once and it becomes permanent, each time after that you lose a limb for good.

You intentionally harm or kill someone via murder, drink driving, rape etc then it's game over via a slow, long, painful debilitating disease that's contagious to anyone you like or care about, ensuring you die alone.

To help identify the good/bad, your gut instincts are 10,000x more powerful and obvious to warn you of the dangers or benefits of each choice.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Serious Sam - almost any version!

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Little red hatchback: Elmo Blue SUV with a big, ugly nose: Gonzo

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you'll have a more pleasant experience

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Bro, just add it to the pile of rubbish over there next to the 3D movies and curved TVs

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Phase one: force everyone's data into their OneDrive account. OneDrive now at capacity, you must upgrade to ensure all your data is backed up and retained.

Phase two: MS secretly (or not so secretly) use all this data to train copilot.

Human generated content to feed into ai systems is the new good rush

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