martine

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[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love Lamp ๐Ÿฅน

I'm imagining him throwing himself against the cage door begging for pets and knowing that you were the ones who would give them.

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Mine is Oliver. He was fostered as a 2 week old kitten by my brother-in-law. After his divorce Oliver came to live with us, he's been with us for almost two years now. I have had other pets but I've never felt this close to another creature.

He loves to be near me and comes running when I call for him. Every night when I get ready to go upstairs to bed, he waits at the stairs for me, then runs up as fast as he can, then turns around to make sure I'm still following. He runs down the hall to jump up on my bed and wait in my spot, then kneads and snuggles and purrs and it just fills my heart with such joy. He's afraid of most people, but he loves me unconditionally.

I joke that we're both have an anxious attachment style because we were taken from our mothers too early, but I really do think that we understand each other and the need to feel safe.

Maybe this is dramatic but I truly don't know how I could live without him.

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

๐ŸŽต In the arrrrrrms of an annnngel ๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you gotta skip leg day, ya sure as hell never skip arm day. Stay buff Honey!

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yin and yang ๐Ÿฅน

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

When you lost the assembly instructions from IKEA so you just tell your best

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

"No really my name is Alcatraz! Like the prison island. Dennis is just a nickname. I swear! Also you haven't met my girlfriend because she goes to a different school, I talk to her on AIM."

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Nobody should be using pet names or nicknames in their passwords, period.

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Fully Loaded Potato is perfection.

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm losing it at Slow-Mo and Guiller-Mo

May I suggest, for when he is being a menace (I can tell this boy loves to be a menace)

  1. MoMoney MoProblems
  2. Moby Dick
  3. Quoth the Raven, Never Mo
[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The last pic has big "phone home" vibes ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Things I love about this comment:

  1. Singing Emmerly and Ivory
  2. Emmerly's mlem matching the cat food bag
  3. "Staredycat Sister's"
  4. The fact that Char Char is a tortoiseshell, because I think they look like orange cats that got stuck in a sooty chimney
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